He's not the kind of girl who gives up just like that!
Known throughout India as the Leader with the Heart of Glass, Mahatma Blondie led his people through the largest non-violent revolution in the history of the world. But while the revolution itself was accomplished with minimal bloodshed, the stories that inspired the hordes were really quite macabre.
The gender-bending hero's visionary Rapture captured the imagination of India's Hindus, with tales of Shiva (thinly veiled as the 'man from mars') on a destructive rampage eating everything in sight. Mahatma Blondie's gruesome fable describes in detail how the man from mars "shoots you dead and he eats your head," and then goes on to eat cars, bars, and guitars all over India. This tale captivated the Indian masses, put the fear of Shiva in the Brits, and introduced the entire world to the revolutionary power of modern Rap.
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